this is a funny blog

axto:

aleetlepinch:

I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.

I just wanted to reblog this again because I find it inordinately funny.

how do some people describe how they’re feeling so easily i can’t even order mcdonalds without fucking up

jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

allmonds:

Dont ever snapchat me again

evilvagina:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?

steelplatedhearts:

Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:

I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Caraway Story