this is a funny blog

i like cats and himym and parks and rec and new girl and big bang theory and sarcasm and being an asshole and funny things

sebmoran:

i’d like to thank tumblr

for being able to bring up tags i used once, a year ago, and haven’t even glanced at since

and never keeping the tags i use every FUCKING DAY

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badtvblog:

This is the American Idol finale I did not edit this. This is really how it aired. I would not lie to you ever.

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soselfimportant:

my 12 year old stepson just handed me a literal wad of cash and said “buy yourself somethin nice”

it is like 400 dollars

where did he get it

what is

what

what

what

what

w h a t

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frnkkk:

whenever you’re feeling down or insecure just remember

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— 2 days ago with 12059 notes

h0odrich:

mom: where are you going its almost midnight

me: out

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