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attains: attains: if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:16:49 -0400

attains:

if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS

my mom made me go to a therapist because of this

preteenager: i want this tattooed into my bones so in 500 years...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:16:28 -0400

preteenager:

i want this tattooed into my bones so in 500 years when they find my bones they’ll know i was rad as hell

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Mon, 20 May 2013 21:20:45 -0400

cascentric: rebloggable per request

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:20:33 -0400

cascentric:

rebloggable per request

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Mon, 20 May 2013 21:15:14 -0400

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66nola: jackpot

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:14:04 -0400

66nola:

jackpot

danieldempsey: My dude straight loving him some nsync.

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:13:53 -0400

danieldempsey:

My dude straight loving him some nsync.

niallhortonhearsawho: a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:12:42 -0400

niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:12:32 -0400

JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
INTERVIEWER: Like what?
JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please Abraham, I’m not that man.”

madturbating: THE SUDDEN URGE TO PLAY POKEMON HITS YOU LIKE A BAG OF BRICKS WHEN YOURE LEAST...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:08:49 -0400

madturbating:

THE SUDDEN URGE TO PLAY POKEMON HITS YOU LIKE A BAG OF BRICKS WHEN YOURE LEAST EXPECTING IT

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z1c: being 20+ on tumblr

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:14:47 -0400

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:13:41 -0400

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

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